Needless to say I left work early once she (F32) sent me this

If you don’t like Encanto, skip this, but I’m enjoying myself

Happy Humpday! If you like, my OF is on $3 SALE!

Suck on them, you’ll make me happy

Keeping Daddy happy is hard, sweaty work.

Tommy Pistol is the office slacker. He's always goofing off and

Naughty wife, happy life :)

I love this song and with a 9.9% Tropical Bear Hug, you know

Today I celebrate the birthday of an irrelevant monarchy on the

Proving to the cuck I know how to work a shaft

Better beer, odd name considering the flavour…but on reflection

If drinking in the shower is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.