She doesn't know what to do with her hands

Poor guy doesn't know what he's missing

My buddy always had a crush on my gf but I was the one who ended

Got woken up by my hungry stomach...

Hope my Arab father doesn’t know what I’m doing online...

Stood up by Daddy? Break out the toys and show the whole world

Got stood up today so you get to see what he’s missing out!

got stood up, so here’s some ass since I got ready for nothing

Happy Monday! My face got messed up by “cats” but that doesn’t

She doesn’t know what she ask for.

Fell asleep in my pants, got woken up by my morning wood

She doesn’t know what she signed up for