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Dating Deal Breakers
StandUpComedy by Coughdrop27
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Dating sucked
The Sphinx
She wanted me to stop beating you up. I offered her a deal and
Eat my ass then fuck it. In that order. Do we have a deal?
It's Time To Start Dating Again
[M4F] My girlfriend's [mom/sister/friend] doesn't get why she's
If we were dating, I'll be stealing all your hoodies...deal?
[M4F] My girlfriend's [mom/sister/friend] doesn't approve of
[M4F] My girlfriend's mom doesn't really approve of her dating
Suckin
I fuck on the first date, hopefully that’s not a deal breaker