With Cuntmas fast approaching Civilisation LLP would like to

A Magic Trick

Late post for Christmas, but was busy with this chick few days

Monday is always anal day for me

When your Monday morning shouts "I need to fill a hole" Love

The only thing that should be hard this Monday is that dick

Come fuck me

Maybe some ass will make your Monday better :)

The 4 main food groups of Christmas: candy, candy canes, candy

I've got a special kind of magic wand, and I'm not afraid to

Suck it to see the magic

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