Can I use your face as a seat

I need a seat, is your face available?

Your face looks like a comfy seat

I need a seat, can I borrow your face?

I'm just gonna take a seat on your face - hope you don't mind!

That tease before I take a seat on your face and smother you

Your face is my seat though

Your face is a good seat for me

your face is a better seat

Your face is a better seat

Can I use your face as a seat

I think your face would be a better seat