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They used to call me the Master of Preflips in kindergarden aka as the luckies kid on the planet.
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They call me The Vampire of Vermilion Parish because I never
They don't call me the Cream Queen for Nothing. FREE Link in
I bet the boys who used to call me nerd in high school didn't
They don't call me the queen of rimming for nothing!
They used to call me happy feet, now they call me happy something
And now don't try to call me a master of anal?😈
They used to call me a shy girl
They used to call me "Tree Trunk" in the locker room
they don't call me the queen of squirting for no reason... say