Good gooners get smothered by Porn.

Relax and let Porn take over.

You fell in love with Porn.

Porn is pumping you full of good feelings.

When you goon, you enable Porn Mommy to live her best life.

You can't get enough Porn.

Stay inside and relax with Porn.

Relax and let Porn Mommy give you head this weekend.

Porn is beautiful.

"Relax and let Porn go deeper..."

Make her a Porn widow.

Porn is influential.