Sure the couch is nice, but can i do this on your lap instead?

Can I dance on your lap instead of this chair?

Can I sit in your lap instead

Can I sit on your lap instead?

I want to use your face instead of a toilet

Can I sit in your lap while I pee

Really wishing i was grinding on someone's lap instead

it should be bouncing on your lap instead

He offered me the seat next to him but I prefer his lap instead

Mind if I take a seat on your lap instead?

I think I need daddy’s lap instead

This could be on your lap instead