When your asshole boss offered to pick your daughter up from

Double stuffed oreos dont have shit on me lol

Been working late

If you catch me, you can fuck me!

My wife said she was late getting home, hopefully, if she complies,

hope my coach doesn't catch me being naughty

I hope I'm not late yet to turn you on?

Don’t let a case of the Monday’s get you down…just go down

Late night post c: might delete later lol

A little exhibitionism never hurt anyone... right? Lol

What will you do if you catch me like this? Say it in two words

This is what your wife means when she says she’s working late