I'm too old for toys; I need the real thing

I got a little turned on tonight and figured I would have a little

I love my toys, but they just can't compare to the real thing.

I love switching toys when I Jill, would be more fun if they

Toys are fun and all, but the real deal is better. Come give

would we have fun together?

Toys are fun but nothing beats bouncing my ass on a big real

Im bored of toys i want the real thing!

Toys are fun, but I do wish it was the real thing instead

Toys are fun, but not better than the real thing

Toys are fun, but real people are better. Anyone wanna lend a

My toys are fun but I need the real thing