Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

Any problems if I sit on your lap and bounce them in your face?

Looking for a lap to sit on..

Let me sit on your lap, and we can talk about the [f]irst thing

I need a lap to sit on, any volunteers

I need a lap to sit on, any volunteers

May I please sit on your lap?

Can I sit down on your lap like this?

Come sit in daddy lap

Wanna sit on mommies lap? 😋

Let me sit on your face or lap you decide

Would you let me sit on your lap and lick your neck?