Your wife wonders why you spend so much time over by your new

Once again skipped class and spent all day gooning my big fat

Me and my Bud *2 minutes into our Totally “STRAIGHT” GOONING

Idk why my bud made me the milker when I’m supposed to be the

Fuck Why does it look so good?

Your obsession with your own addiction has made consuming porn

I'm just a black dude going for a walk along the beach, why are

I'm just a black dude trying to go for a swim in the pool, why

“ St-Ssstop bud… I’m-imma cuuu… FUCKK bro.. why didn’t

Why would taking it in the mouth be gay? It’s just helping

Is there such a thing as too much spit? Why don't we try to find

I need a bud to fuck my brains out and make me his bitch