You know that hipster girl from class? She's a porn addicted

Just got done my workout, gooner. Do you want to clean me before

I'm a Retarded Porn Addict (audio on for gooner babble)

Good gooners leak every chance they get. How good of a gooner

drop your pants gooner

Handpump is a lifestyle.

Do more to make it your lifestyle.

You're in good hands, Gooner.

Do you wish you were here Gooner?

Staying home and watching porn all day is the lifestyle of a

Contrary to popular opinion, everyone who's involved in the gooner

Let Porn Change you. Let Porn Consume you. Let Porn Control you. EMBRACE