You always loved that car

She always uses this excuse

My girlfriend always gives the best birthday gifts...even if

SHE ALWAYS COMES BACK SO SORE AND ASSURES YOU HE'S ALMOST FIXED

He always said your girl had potential. She just needed the right

She's always quick to make friends

That's why she always comes home without her make-up... Because

Your wife always comes home super horny from her business trips

Her bull always gets to use her first…

So why does she always makes you wear a condom?

She always told you she didn't like blowjobs

His friends always wanna stay over