My gooner bud came over to goon late one night…he got so gooned

"Yeah bro your sis was pretty cool when you left to get food

Accidentally matched with my bud on tinder. He joked about taking

Told my bud I needed more than a hand and they loved it

The night started with my goon bud saying “We’re just jerking

Your wifey rode me like this after you had to run out to “help

My bud knows just how to make me cancel my plans and spend the

Would love to dress up as Hayley Atwell, throw on some giant

One drunken night, your best bud confessed he has a thing for

No bud, I don’t know how your underwear got like that. Thanks

Definitely not me just waiting for my bud to pull up for a boys

My Bud caught me wearing my Girl’s thong when we went out for