It’s hard to hide it in these shorts.

Girth makes me look smaller, but it's still hard to hide.

It’s hard to hide this monster in shorts

It's hard to hide this under a shirt

sometimes you get so big and hard the bathroom is the only place

It’s hard to hide but fun to play with

Handling this monster can be a LOT of hard work 🐎

Handling this monster can be a LOT of hard work 🐎

My morning wood is hard to hide 😅

Handling this monster can be a LOT of hard work 🐎

So hard to hide

Hard to hide