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Annihilating His Balls in the Kitchen 😈 When I Say "We need

and they say romance is dead

They say my taste in music sucks but I think it’s pretty neat

nothing to say

They were extra saggy at the mall when I was walking down the

What would you say to me if you see me with these shorts walking

I was so horny at the beach so I had to sneakily get one in!

You see me walking around the house like this, do you say anything

Are you brave enough to say hi when you see me walking towards

I adjusted the top I was wearing as I sat at my secretary’s

Imagine you're walking by... what would you say to get my attention