He's the reason your girlfriend is 5 months pregnant.

The reason why your gf hitchhikes all the time, it's just faster.

You keep calling your girlfriend but she isn't answering for

You know she forgot her wallet, Regardless, you blacked out and

You gwt the least sexiest outfit

THERE'S A REASON SHE DOESNT WANT YOU TO COME WITH HER

I bet I could give you at least one reason to call in sick to

well, at least someone is.

It was for a good reason!

At least his friend was there to help

You had good reason to worry

At least he got a goodnight before she was too busy