My Bud said he’d drive me to work if I dressed as a girl. I

He said he was going to show her some self defense techniques.

My bud said he thought it would be funny if I played the girl...

Your friends said that last night you came out of the bathroom

She said she wasn't like the other girls, luckily u ain't like

My goon bud said since I'm so girly, I should cum like a girl

You never imagined this is what your girl had in mind when she

Daddy said no cumming today, so I have to be a good girl and

When my roommate said he’d help me lose my virginity, I didn’t

When I told my best friend I wish I was a girl he said it's not

Damn bud, you said your girl was into vanilla! Look what we did

My bud found out we love the same e girl and he said this is