Friday mornings be like this. Also, who's ready for round two?

Ready for you to take a seat

Back from my holiday and ready for you

Been a while but I'm back and ready

Ready to be bent over the head board?

Ready to turn you into the mum you want to be

Who’s ready for theirs?

I’m ready for you

Are you ready for me?

I’m back and ready to give you everything

Are you ready to wake up?

I hope you are ready for a midnight snack