I rarely get sick, but perhaps we could find another reason to

I’ll give you two really good reasons to call in sick…

Giving you a reason to call out sick today

Call in sick tomorrow so we can fuck all day. 😋

Call out sick today and work my holes instead

I bet I could give you at least one reason to call in sick to

Some call her the Anaconda. There is a reason for that.

I call my breasts 'fun-sized' for a reason

I’m the reason you’re always at sick call

The reason they call me a hot mom.

I call this my innocent yet good time dress. Balance 😉

Wanna know why they call him Theo XL? Well at 6'5" he's over