I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I just want to use your face as a chair ;) [F]

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

get on ur knees idiot, ur face is gonna be my fucking chair

I?m gonna use your face as a chair and you?ll love it

May i use your face as my chair next sir? ;)

Your face looks like a comfy chair

I just wanna use your face as a chair ;)

I am looking for an available face to use as a chair all weekend...don't

I love using bbc face as a chair

I could use your face as a chair