I mean, come on. How hard can it be?

Vader doesnt stand a chance

Does this count?

Do magic wands count?

Let me teach you being disabled doesn’t mean I’m fragile

It's okay to whimper, sweetie. This is what you sluts are for.

When I say kiss my ass I mean it

How many shots did you count?

It's time for my next "Fuck-a-Fan" contest! 🏆 The lucky winner

Hope i am enough to count as fuckworthy

this is what I mean by hot yoga

Describe this body in one word… Don’t be mean