They promised us flying cars in 2022 but instead we got this...it

Blowing Down Pants Instead of Blowing Up Tire

Can I wear your cum instead?

You could only dream of being able to worship every inch of My

Can I use your big hard cock instead

Stuff and Eat me instead! 😈 If you ask nicely today I will

When I'm on top it means I want to pound on him instead

Why bother eating donuts when you can have some of my cake instead

Kids need to behave or instead of Santa, they get this guy

Kids need to behave throughout the year. Or instead of Santa,

I want you holding and squeezing them instead babe

What i'm doing instead of studying