HMFT after I test the strength of this concrete via suplex

HMFT after I fall on an upside down stool

HMFT after I walk down the sidewalk minding my own business.

HMFT after I don’t get promoted and go for a joy ride

HMFT after i try to jump from deck into pool

HMFT after the window goes down.

HMFT after taunting a bull with my own shirt

HMFT after my skateboard flies back to orbit on my face

HMFT after I get hit by a car

HMFT after i get down this stairs

HMFT after walking in front of a cyclist

HMFT after I ride into this tree