You love being addicted to porn, nothing feels quite as good

Nothing is hotter than gooning hard to the thought of a BBC breaking

Been gooning for almost 12 hrs, no food, no getting out of bed,

Once again skipped class and spent all day gooning my big fat

Pretty much what I, a normal str8 guy, feels like an hour into

Ignoring friends and work for DONG is good!! Gooning my big fat

This is what gooning to bbc porn with buds feels like

Nothing wrong abt gooning to porn or celebs on call right?

Are you doing your part to worship porn? Nothing it asks of you

This is how it usually ends with two “straight” bros gooning

Gooning feels so good and becoming porn feels even better, goon

It feels so good being a porn addict, gooning all day with buda.