You thought i was gonna hang myself, well you thought wrong

My girlfriend was gonna be out of town for the week, visiting

I thought we were just gonna hang out!

Thought we were just gonna hang out and game tonight...guess

HES what

“No fuck…how am I gonna hide this” I thought to myself,

I thought I’m gonna pee myself here [f]27 [m]32

As friends started showing up to my pool party, someone challenged

And You Thought You Were Gonna Make It Through College

“Wow, I’m gonna have to carry around tits like this for a

Hey bitch, Come here and spread your legs, Im bored so Im gonna

I wanted to pee so much that I thought I gonna wet myself on