Never put this on reddit before🤷🏻‍♀️ You asked for

Massaging some lotion in before bed

Some lotion love. 😉🦶🏼💕 Do you want to see a longer

Don't worry Ill lick your asshole before I stretch it out😏

Don't worry, I'll drain your balls before draining your soul

can you put lotion on my back before your dad comes home?

can you put lotion on my back before your dad comes home?

Dont worry, kiddo. Ive been in that situation before.

No need to worry~ It's completely normal to be a little nervous

If I ask nicely, will you lotion my feet for me?

I'm the one that made the mistake since the beginning, because

Don't worry, your wife will never find out how many times I can