your face is his real estate

You : "It's not real. A girl can't have a dick" .... She : "Reality

Real men don't obey commands

Play with his balls. Real men like that.

Real sissies know it’s true.

A buddy told me their life lacked direction. I helped them find

Should I go to a doctor for this? Smacked my shin on my bike

Show real women why men want you more

Always disrespect yourself in the presence of real men

Hubby took me to see a doctor, by the end of the visit, I started

He is the real man, and you're his stupid hole

Your friend showed you what a real dick looks like