I couldn't find my girlfriend anywhere! After messaging her hundreds

Don’t question me. I was curious, and I couldn’t think of

Who else wants me to sit on his face?

If I couldn’t find anywhere else to sit would you let me use

i can't find anywhere else to sit, can i sit on you?

Can i sit anywhere else?

I bet my goon friend that they couldn't twerk while focusing

Why sit anywhere else when your face looks so inviting?

Why sit anywhere else when your face is the perfect throne?

Why sit anywhere else when your face looks like the perfect throne?

Why sit anywhere else when your face looks so inviting?

I couldn't go anywhere else, the bathroom at work was broken