Turns out your old bully still has a thing for high school girls

You'd think now that my big sister had graduated that she would

Your high school bully sent you a video of your girlfriend Barbara

Your high-school bully is a cop now, so he arrests you for nothing

Your old high school bully came to crash your little sisters

You were so proud of your girlfriend for sticking to her workout

Does it make you mad knowing your girl is taking your high school

“Oh fuck, I sent you the wrong video!” The text you got when

Not the Snapchat you wanted to see of your GF when she got into

I used to get bullied by two assholes in high school, but I became

You get this snapchat from your bully when your girlfriend is

My high school bully, the most patriarchal man's man I know had