I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

May I use your face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

I need a chair, can I rent your face for a while?

Heard you wanted your face as my chair…

My butt gets hurt with this chair, can I sit in your face instead?

I would use your face like chair right now

I use your face as a chair or not?

Can I use your face as my chair sir?

your face is the best chair

I need you to sit face up on this chair

Now switch the chair with your face.