I just want to ride you until you creampie me

Mercedes Carrera is one hot MILF bartender who knows how to take

Blue balls is very serious, gooner. It's not "gay" I just don't

You didn’t have money to pay for the ride…but I had another

I was helping my gooning buddy but told him not to cum in my

My waitress asked for a ride home, turned out, not a girl!!!!

Didn't have money to pay goonbud back, i guess my mouth will

My buddy had to pay for the ride some how… didn’t think it

I heard you have something for me to ride on.

When you got a taxi to get home but then you realized that you

What if I just watch it as it explodes? That's ok, right?

Making sure it is big and hard enough to their liking