cant socially isolate my hands from my dong smh

Frozen penis is possibly the worst thing that can happen to you

Man wakes up to severed (fake) penis

I’m part horse

Trent Ferris is a gay porn star who has starred in many adult

Penis POV

Ryan’s scream kills me. Taken from CboysTV (video link in comments)

Getting hard, hands-free, in real time this morning

It was a hot summer day and vixenesha was feeling particularly

Demoman penis reveal

Now that it's out, you should come and play

Did you think you were going to see me? With that small and pathetic