Could anyone please tell me what this dark spots on my penis

Boingboing (part 2)

I've always heard IKEA furniture is very useful 😉

My lipstick is more useful than your miserable penis 🤏🏻

The best medicine for a sore throat is scratching with a thick

My lipstick is more useful than your little penis [Domme]

Your penis is so small and pathetic that I still doubt it's useful

Your penis is about as useful as a chocolate teapot!

On your business card you should say: There is no useful penis.

Is it any useful :P (31)

Let’s see if you have some actually useful skills.

With such a small penis you should at least be useful to worship