preparation for going to a nightclub !! I hope someone will make

Sorry you would have to wait. I'm still using the toilet.

(He/they pronouns pls) wanna makeout? Im a really good kisser,

My big shut today left skid marks all over the toilet

No toilet paper, can I use someone’s tongue to clean my pissy

She thought she was alone in the public restroom, but little

Any Redditor offering themselves as my personal toilet? There

shitting in the toilet

Ran out of toilet paper. I need someone’s tongue.

Imagine waking up one day and being my toilet. this would be

Need someone to replace my toilet 🚽

[18F] we’re at the club and you see someone slip something