They said it could not be done. They said it was designed for

I said: DON'T MOVE, or I will increase speed to unbearable!

Hubby said my shorts should have been shorter on our Costco trip.

bro said 🛸🛸

You said the W word

Dont worry; she's a genius, she said it herself.

Kendra Spade - Mom Said Get Off His Dick

Mom said she's sorry for giving birth to an annoying wimp such

I bet this is what Johnny meant when he said ”I have other

My neighbor said I have great boobs...

my ex once said I had a body for porn - so here I am 😉

My friends dad said I'm pretty at her pool party, think it's