And she won’t even kiss you in public

You were surprised to see how wet she was

Your girlfriend didn’t know your bully was this big

Maybe because he makes her happier than u ever could...

Your mom told u girls don’t care about dick size, they just

Remember the times ur mom couldn’t pick u up from school because

Now your mom knows too...just pray he doesn’t make u watch

Drunk in some cheap motel getting fucked by 3 black guys she

Your wife had all the qualities he was looking for in his personal

The guy she told you not to worry about

When u ask her what happened she will tell “just another boring

She told u she was just going to meet some friends......