I’m hoping the only reason you would kick me out of bed would

I love this damn thing. Take it off, throw me on the bed and

Roll an athletics check to toss me on the bed and [f]uck me 🎲

The only reason I’d kick you out of bed is to (f)uck you on

The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you

The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you

I’d only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor

I would only kick you out of bed to f*ck you on the floor.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed… would be to fuck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck