call this a “semi-out-the-side”

Back in school I used to call it The Nautilus and thought I was

This is what I call, the dick dance 🍆🕺🏽

Where are all the alphas that need their cocks worshiped? DM

Thick and meaty..

Anyone want a big meaty smack 🍆💥 from this guy?

call me daddy

Even mommies call me daddy

Try not to knock yourself out with this big meaty bat...

Call it a draw

Some call it, the beer can cock

Let's call in sick tomorrow and fuck until the morning ;)