The tighter the pants, the closer to god

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did I make your pants tighter?

Did your pants get tighter?

Trying for an elegant and sexy approach to get your attention

Hoping to make your Monday better and your pants tighter

Trying to make your pants get tighter

toe wiggles from behind... is it just me or are your pants getting

I sense a lurker. Don’t be so shy! I can tell your pants are

Hope I can send you into Monday with your pants a little tighter