You come home from work and your gf nervously tells you that

The most selfish thing I could ever ask for in life is a work

I love how so many guys work from home now. While their wife

Come take care of me while your gf/wife is at work 😘

Was a long day at work, come play with my sweaty balls?

Come play with me, I won’t tell your wife ;) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿(f)

Hi honey... I'd love it to be tomorrow so you can tell your wife

Come play with me, I won’t tell your wife

I know you'd rather come play with your slutty homewrecker than

Come out your gf/ wife to work. I'm 1000% private and never save

Call off on the way to work to come and play with ur second wife

How I’d greet you daily if I was your play toy or wife when