Your wife was never this intense. Why should you ever go back?

Maybe you should just move back into your old room

Best roommate ever

Best wingwoman ever

Student shares a room with her teacher during a school trip..

Ever since you caught me banging your girlfriend~ Accept your

Biggest load I have ever had!

Why did Disney ever cut out this part of the story??

It's the straightest food ever

It made you harder than ever

I'll treat her better than you ever could~

I wonder if you’ll ever find out what she’s really been doing