Maybe doesn't fit this sub exactly, but I love this perspective!

This cock is literally a mind control tool

If your cock looks like this, you own my whole throat.

My friend gets anything he wants because his cock looks like

fuck it, if his cock looks like that i'm sucking it in front

I literally record hundreds of videos of me edging my own cock

My friends' arm gets sore when jerking because his cock is so

If your cock looks like THIS, you deserve unlimited cock worship

Tiny Little Blonde Tries to Work a Cock That Is, Quite Literally,

My bestfriend and I have a rule: He is strictly prohibited from

When his cock is so big it flops over under its own weight, even

Literally shitting out my own cock :o