Your mom always wanted a pool and when she discovered that I’d

Why you couldn't sleep on the overnight train ride with mom

When pretty mom went on her second honeymoon, you just couldn't

Stop whining! Mom couldn't have done anything about it!

My Sister took care of me as both of our parents weren't in the

You can stay if you want to. Mom doesn't care (girl: Kitten Latenight)

Mom couldn't join us so I'll take good care of her later tonight

The deal was for you mom to give you bully a handjob and then

You saw mom looking cute while talking to a manly neighbor, couldn't

He's your deadbeat father who spends more time with your mom

It's always a good time when mom decides to take my body for

Alpha Dad couldn't care less about you, but your mom? She's an