Probably what not to do with a lightsaber [f]

Only use the lightsaber in your pants please [F]

I hope this will make your lightsaber go "wooommmmm" [F]

You can borrow my lightsaber if you're nice [F]

My lightsaber is broken 😞 can I borrow yours, I promise to

[F] Let me feel your lightsaber💙

[F] I do love my hufflepuff sweater... but i may love my lightsaber

Does my tight little body make your lightsaber activate? [F]

Pretend I'm Qui-Gon Jinn and impale me with your red hot lightsaber

Can I stroke your lightsaber

Does my tight little jedi body activate your lightsaber? [F]

Do my cute little jedi tits activate the lightsaber in your pants?