I was a rising athlete, but an experimental procedure on a knee

My mom said I could ;)

She wasn't lying when she said that she was hot

If a person ever said I had a dent on my thigh before this

Guy said he is down to anything

Your mommy said you keep crying about all the noises coming from

When I saw my friend had sounding toys, I said, "No kink shame,

We Could All Learn Something From What This Guy Said (NSFW)

Your bully came into the ER, don’t worry I fixed him up and

She said you didn't have to worry about her getting her car fixed

He said he had a bad day, so I fixed it

[M4F] my big sister said me being a virgin is embarrassing. So