Your boss told you to keep his wife entertained and out of his

Your mom told you to hide in your room, so your bully couldn’t

She wrapped her hand around your throat and told you to pretend

Your mom told you to go introduce yourself to the hot single

Can I ride you to welcome the new year?

“I heard you telling your friends how amazing it feels to suck

The best way to welcome a new neighbor is by strangling rape

Your wife told you she would finally give you the threesome you’re

Your wife tells you to stay inside while she goes out back to

Your wife tells you she met a friend at work and that she's going

When your wife tells you to make another woman moan, you do as

This year's end here, your wife wants you to be the first thing