All I wanted was to figure out what my dad wanted for his birthday.

My ex wanted to get revenge on me after she caught me cheating

She had been eyeing the ballbusting balls for weeks, ever since

Let's indulge in each other's most depraved dreams.

Say 'yes' if you'd let a 5"3 brat rail you as the clock strikes

let’s play a game😝 imagine i’m the bachelorette..what

This Bottle Just Got SUPER Lucky! See What Happens When It Meets

This car was cutting us off in traffic. I noticed a police car

I hope you'd let a thick girl like me ride your face

We've all heard of couples taking their love to new heights,

I have an idea.. let’s rub our bodies together

Did you pass the challenge, gooner? If you didn’t, make sure