As promised. My Jackson Pollock impression.

Another from the archives. If there’s enough interest in these

This seems so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack. (Headphones

A glance in dad’s pants

Everybody’s welcome on the big deck.

For those Googling “Dad with fat semi in slow motion”

Another exciting conclusion for my faithful followers. Wait for

As promised. The rest of the mess.

Making a mess

This always feels like oversharing, but if there's enough interest,

Been a while since I posted sans pants

Just an outtake made so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack.

Still into girthy dads?

I shall not rest until every adult American has seen my penis.

Any of my followers still enjoy a struggle?

Is it still gray sweats season?

Felt cute. Might delete later.

Heavy as it looks.

Hey Neighbor👋

Another rescue from Imgur

Rather it was your hands

Does anyone see this if I post to my profile instead of a subreddit?

JUMBO outtake from the archive.

Just an outtake for my fellow pervs

From the Sunday night archives.

Undeleted ?

My ridiculous head

A little help?

Dad with fly open.

The gun show

Morning Redditors

This is douchey.. but having a good bulge day. 💥

Just in case anyone's interested in my POV

Lost weight recently everywhere but here. (thank you for your

Ok music fans, name this song 🎵

Just saying hi

Unpacking

Just one from the archives - blowing down the big deck

I came. I saw. I drank. I came. (salvaged from Imgur)

Do you feel a draft?

Flip on the telly. Wrestle with Jimmy..

Evening Redditors

‘My eyes are up here’ retail edition

Dad's big fat conversation piece

R U Mine?

What I’m bringing to the table

A quick glance sans pants 👖

Thought you might need some big round balls